the trinity

Top 10 Moneymakers of 2009

Top Ten Money-Making Stars of 2009

1. Sandra Bullock
2. Johnny Depp
3. Matt Damon
4. George Clooney
5. Robert Downey Jr.
6. Tom Hanks
7. Meryl Streep
8. Brad Pitt
9. Shia LaBeouf
10. Denzel Washington

According to the accompanying article, Sandra Bullock is the first female to claim the #1 spot since Julia Roberts in 1999, and also lists Carey Mulligan and Taylor Lautner as the “Stars of Tomorrow”. Read more here!

Gabourey Sidibe compares Justin Timberlake to Coldstone Creamery!

NY Post’s Pop Wrap had the pleasure of doing a fun end of the year Q&A with Gabourey Sidibe, the breakout actress from “Precious” and here’s what she had to say about her Golden Globe nomination and it being announced by Justin Timberlake:

PW: OK, so what was more awesome about 2009: getting a Golden Globe nomination or having Justin Timberlake announce your nomination?

Gabourey: OK, here’s the deal with that. The way I feel about the Golden Globe nomination versus Justin Timberlake announcing it, it’s like the nomination is That’s How I Roll from Cold Stone Creamery and Justin saying my name is like cherries on top of That’s How I Roll from Cold Stone Creamery.

Cute! Congrats Gabourey!

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Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner Call It Quits?

In what seems like ‘too good to be true’ gossip, People Magazine is reporting that Taylor-Squared have called it quits. And for the first time in all of Taylor Swift’s relationships they are saying that it was HER fault. Gasp. Shock. Awe!

You might as well mothball those “Tay-Tay” and “Team Swifter” T-shirts you were printing out for the new year – Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have split, and were never all that serious in the first place, sources tell PEOPLE.

The article goes on to say that the media made their relationship seem much more serious than it was, and that the couple only went on a couple of dates. Excuse me? One does not spend a week following a girl on tour while filming the third movie in a blockbuster franchise, nor does one leave his SNL after party to hop on a plane to surprise his “not so serious” girlfriend in her hometown down south.

But, I digress, if only because the illegal love of my life is single yet again and just in time for his 18th birthday. I give fantastic hugs, Taylor. Call me.

The Anatomy of a Smear: How The Reigning King of Special Effects Got Caught in One

jhnmyr:

A couple of days ago I was pointed to a video on TMZ.com that featured “Avatar” director James Cameron involved in a verbal scuffle with who the gossip website would have you believe was a “fan.” The question is implicit in the video and write-up: “Why would a wealthy Hollywood director be so rude as not to sign an autograph for someone going out of his way to meet his hero?” Having been in these situations, and knowing very well what actually goes down before the video they show you begins and how the game is played within what you see, I’m going to break it down for you. (Watch video above and then read on.)

The first order of business is to understand how people with cameras (and paraphernalia to be signed) end up at the airport to begin with. American Airlines has long been known to have at least one person in their organization selling flight manifests to the paparazzi. I’d imagine it’s not hard to find a gate agent or a skycap willing to trade a well-known name or two for a couple hundred dollars. This may raise the question as to why celebrities would continue to fly with American, but the answer is long and includes phrases like “great customer service” and “extremely delicious cookies upon landing.” (While I can’t speak for others, I certainly would rather not be photographed before or after a cross-country flight.)

The fact that passenger lists are not available to the general public means that anyone waiting at the airport with any more than the CD from the passenger seat of their car has gotten word of which celebrities will be traveling through the terminal in the same way the paparazzi do. In some cases, these “fans” are working in concert with them. After all, it’s a great way to get a celebrity to interact with you on video if you can ask them impolite questions while they’re stopping to sign a few items for someone. If they decline, it’s time to switch to plan B: paint them as shallow Hollywood types that only care about the “little people” when it best serves them. This logic doesn’t really hold water since everyone now knows that being videotaped at LAX is regarded as one of the most high profile appearances one can make, especially during the release of a film. If James Cameron was an arrogant, calculating fraud who had little care for his fans on a personal level, he’d still be smart enough to know that signing a few posters on the way to his car would be an excellent PR move.

But James Cameron doesn’t think about Public Relations at the airport. He’s a movie director, a puzzle freak. His brain works by way of iron clad logic. He’s spent four years in an editing bay trying to make the wingspan of an imaginary flying creature long enough to be able to sustain flight, factoring the weight of the body and the atmospheric pressure on a planet five light years away. He doesn’t understand the media shuffle, and I’m glad he hasn’t given any thought to it. It’s actually a waste of brain matter, and a slippery slope of compromise.

While I can’t speak to what happened before the segment of video on TMZ, I can tell you that the man in the tiny hat with the Avatar poster had probably engaged Cameron for at least 30 seconds before the director responded (note the video edit.) That’s how it goes down; they walk alongside you. They bark requests at you, trying to get your pulse to quicken. If you give in and sign, the guy with the poster gets to sell it and make a few bucks. If you don’t give in, as it gets harder to acquiesce with each successive yelp, then the stench of cash really starts to waft in as Video Camera Guy gets the goods while you explain in no uncertain terms to Obnoxious E-bay Poster Guy that he’s not going to get what he’s asking for tonight.

The end of the video is the most telling: when Cameron gets into his car, the man with the tiny hat abandons his “average man, son of a farmer” story and begins to shout insults at the director, tufts of sheep’s wool falling to the ground as the wolf finally appears. This should validate every last word chosen by Cameron, but the fact is, of the 245,432 votes on TMZ’s website weighing in on who the “a-hole” was, 81% of readers side with “The Fan,” calling out the director. (That’s what pushed me over the edge in writing this. I don’t like being made to come up with more than 140 characters at a time, you know.)

Movie stars know how this game is played, and therefore sign a few items they know will end up in the bootleg ether in exchange for not getting caught in the snares of being called ungrateful (the worst thing you can call a grateful human being) and that’s why you don’t see this type of video all that often. But James Cameron is not a movie star. He directs them, but he doesn’t think like them, and he’s not supposed to. He’s working off the logical, the quantifiable math of a situation. He doesn’t have media training, and he should never seek it. James Cameron has wired his brain to consider the cause and effect of his reality, one where anything is achievable if you think long enough about it, and where being rude will get you nowhere, no matter how many people will see you in an unsavory light. Even in live action, two-dimensional 640x480 VGA standard definition web video, I’m willing to bet that James Cameron’s reality was the only believable one that evening.

RIP Brittany Murphy

I am sad to write that Brittany Murphy, one of my favorite actresses, passed away early this morning in Los Angeles due to cardiac arrest. Brittany was only 32 years young and is survived by her husband of two years, Simon Monjack, as well as her mother Sharon.

Brittany is best known for her roles in “Clueless”, “Just Married”, “Uptown Girls”, and “Girl, Interupted” where she starred alongside Winona Ryder and Angelina Jolie. Some of her other roles include “King of the Hill”, “Happy Feet”, “Sin City”, “8 Mile”, “Riding in Cars with Boys”, “Don’t Say A Word”, and “Spun”. She also had a beautiful singing voice - once recording a single with Paul Oakenfold as well as singing in her role at “Happy Feet”.

According to her IMDB page she has three projects in post-production, and two projects that were rumored to be in the works.

Her death was first reported by TMZ, later confirmed by the LA County Coroner’s Office.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Brittany Murphy’s family, especially her mother Sharon.