the trinity

January 25, 2010
For those of you who don’t follow me on Twitter, you may have missed my violent outburst on Friday night while watching the Hope for Haiti Now telethon live stream of the celebrity phone bank. What was my outburst due to, you say? Well… I’ll give you three hints and one guess. He’s dark, he avoids me at all costs when in NYC, and he’s illegal. If you guessed Taylor Lautner you either feel the same way, or know me entirely too well. Anyway, while I was watching the live stream of the celebrity phone bank, towards the end the cameraman stayed dormant on one section which was a nice change. But then, after a wild search of each row, I spotted Taylor Lautner sitting in the top row. A mild freak-out ensued, followed by a deer in headlights reaction to who he was sitting next to. SELENA. GOMEZ. Selena Gomez used to be The Enemy. But she heard about my death threats and evil glares in reaction to her puppy love (gag) relationship with Taylor Lautner, my boyfriend, and instantly backed off. Taylor Swift then took The Enemy title. For the record, even though she also got wind of my threats, she is still The Enemy. This will continue until further notice from yours truly. Anyway, back to the subject at hand. Taylor sitting next to Selena wouldn’t have been THAT upsetting if they would have just kept a long and safe personal distance away from each other. Did they? No, they did not. If I had to witness anymore giggling and close-conversation, I would have exploded. June would still be cleaning bits of me off the ceiling. But not only was this act offensive to ME, I believe it was also offensive to Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas is, technically, Selena Gomez’s virgin ex-boyfriend. But recently she has been following him around on tour while he sings songs he wrote for her and they both cry about it in public. To me that sounds like a reunion. But then I saw this picture. This is a pictures of the JoBros (2 part virgin, 1 part man) leaving the Hope for Haiti Now telethon Friday night in Los Angeles. Oh, and who is that cuddled in the background with her cherry flavored lover? Selena Gomez. Selena, you saved yourself. But please know that I am watching you.

For those of you who don’t follow me on Twitter, you may have missed my violent outburst on Friday night while watching the Hope for Haiti Now telethon live stream of the celebrity phone bank. What was my outburst due to, you say? Well… I’ll give you three hints and one guess. He’s dark, he avoids me at all costs when in NYC, and he’s illegal. If you guessed Taylor Lautner you either feel the same way, or know me entirely too well.

Anyway, while I was watching the live stream of the celebrity phone bank, towards the end the cameraman stayed dormant on one section which was a nice change. But then, after a wild search of each row, I spotted Taylor Lautner sitting in the top row. A mild freak-out ensued, followed by a deer in headlights reaction to who he was sitting next to.

SELENA. GOMEZ.

Selena Gomez used to be The Enemy. But she heard about my death threats and evil glares in reaction to her puppy love (gag) relationship with Taylor Lautner, my boyfriend, and instantly backed off. Taylor Swift then took The Enemy title. For the record, even though she also got wind of my threats, she is still The Enemy. This will continue until further notice from yours truly.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand. Taylor sitting next to Selena wouldn’t have been THAT upsetting if they would have just kept a long and safe personal distance away from each other. Did they? No, they did not. If I had to witness anymore giggling and close-conversation, I would have exploded. June would still be cleaning bits of me off the ceiling. But not only was this act offensive to ME, I believe it was also offensive to Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas is, technically, Selena Gomez’s virgin ex-boyfriend. But recently she has been following him around on tour while he sings songs he wrote for her and they both cry about it in public. To me that sounds like a reunion.

But then I saw this picture. This is a pictures of the JoBros (2 part virgin, 1 part man) leaving the Hope for Haiti Now telethon Friday night in Los Angeles. Oh, and who is that cuddled in the background with her cherry flavored lover? Selena Gomez.

Selena, you saved yourself. But please know that I am watching you.

 

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